Jokes for your entertainment

Joke-2: Interest:
After auditing a trust, an Auditor raised a non-conformity(NC) ”The Trust is not doing well. The Manager of the Trust should take interest.”. Next year same auditor came and raised a question to the Manager.. what is this? You have not shown interest amounts in any accounts. Manager replied.. Yes Sir, I just did whatever you told me. I have taken the interest portion into my pocket. (Auditor has been admitted to Asylum with this answer!!!).
Joke-3: Spouse:
A competition was going on…subject is “who doesn’t fear for his /her spouse”. The chairperson first raised the hand and announced “Those Whoever fear for their spouses should raise their hands”. All in the hall have raised their hands, except for one person. The chairperson and all other members applauded the only single member that did not raise the hand and were about to garland & reward the person with an award for the bravety. To everybody’s dismay the person quipped “Wait..Wait.. even to raise my hand I would have to get an OK from my spouse, hence could not raise my hand!!!, and I am not fit for this award.